The hilarious essay by 4 Angsana. =)

The sun is shining on the lush green field.
She awoke at the sound of birds chirping outside her window. She streched and sat up lazily, yawning as she rubbed her eyes. Aware of the awkward silence, she arose quickly. Knowing that she was unable to see, a man approach her and kidnapped her.
She shouted so loud! But no one can hear. She couldn't even see a shadow under the big hot sun. She was panic and struggling with the man. She tried very hard, using her every single strength to escape from him.
At last she had manage to escape from the man. She run as fast as possible till his shadow was nowhere to be seen. Her mind went blank.
She didnt know what to do. She could feel her breathe getting heavier and heavier. She could see stars spiralling around her. NO! She told herself. She had to stay awake. She can faint any other day during assembly or sports practice but not today, not now at least. She took slow and steady steps as she tried to find her way through the forest. She couldnt tell if it was dark or not. Suddenly it fell as it her body failled her as she fell to the ground.
The next moment she she opened her eyes, she realized she was at another place, a room which is all white, the hospital.
She saw a lady in white holding a tray. On the tray, there were some containers containing some pills. The lady instructed her to finish the pills and drink the water. She followed the instructions but she had no idea what happened to herself. She was suffering in pain.
Inside, she was calling for help. But fatigue and the excrutiating pain overtook her insanity. She started to be breathless, but she couldnt scream. Help! She shouted from her heart. But no one heard her. Out at the doorway, a boy dressed in white saw her. He ran towards her in panic. She was trying to say something. She mumbled.
"To infinity and beyond" that's what she said. The minute she finished her sentence she accidentally stepped on a banana and slipped. The flesh from the banana went into her mouth! Instantly the monkeys from the forest nearby jumped out and ate the banana from her mouth. She thought that the monkey loved her so she decided to keep it as a pet.
"'Cheeky! That will be your name!" exclaimed that girl. She's holding the monkey and was thinking what she would do with the monkey. "Hey my name is not cheeky. It sounds so cheesy!", The monkey SPOKE. It actually spoke.
The girl picked up the monkey's tail and bite it. Then the monkey shouted., "Hey No! Stop it. Stop bitting my tail!' that girl ignore what the monkey said. She bite the monkey's tail hardly. So, the monkey cried
The monkey was so upset because it lost its tail. Suddenly, the monkey attacked the girl and bite her butt. And said, "Damn Juicy, bouncy and yummy!!" The terrified girl cried and shouted loudly.
As soon as the girl stopped crying, she attacks the monkey and does what the monkey did to her. She needs to revenge. A bad, evil revenge. She bites the monkey's butt, slapped it's face for several times. And shouted:" Eww!! your butt smells like my grandmother's feet!"
This is how a baboon borns with a reddish pink butt. SHhhhh... We lied.

P.S - It took me so long to type the whole thing. -.-
P.s.s - There's some grammar mistakes.